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WHAT A WONDERFUL CHOICE FOR V.P.

(Parody of "What a Wonderful World")

Robert Noone © 2008 - parody lyrics only
Recording by: Bob Noone & The Well Hung Jury

She don't know much - foreign policy

The Bush Doctrine is a - mystery,
Never read - "The Origin of Species"
It's just a crock of - liberal feces...
But she does know God's - Holy Truth
And can show you how to - skin a Moose,
What a Wonderful choice for VP.

Never understood - the Iraq War

Or when walked - the dinosaur
Don't believe in - sex education
To her daughter - little consolation,
But she's friends - with the NRA
She's Pro-life - and Anti-Gay
What a Wonderful choice for VP

Now she doesn't claim to be a foreign expert

But can it be that hard?
Cause weekly she watches the Travel Channel,
And sees Russia from her front yard.

She never knew - what a VP did,

Just ran a city - and had five kids,
Never commanded - planes or tanks
But on the Bridge to N-where - said ("Thanks But, No Thanks")

John McCain thinks - she is all that,

Like putting lipstick - on a Democrat
What a Wonderful choice for VP

bla bla bla

- foreign policy
- mystery
- Iraqi War
- dinosaurs

Don't you laugh or you might regret....

She's just a heartbeat – from president...
And . . . What a Wonderful choice for VP